Saturday, May 23, 2015

Stupid Universe



I’m the coauthor of a book that just came out, The Platinum Rule to Customer Service: Treating Customers the Way They Want to be Treated (available on Amazon, btw!).  I’ve been feeling pretty good about that fact.  I quit my teaching job and decided to live the rest of my life being happy.  Writing makes me happy, so I thought the universe was giving me a ‘thumbs up’ sign that the day I turned in my resignation, “my” book came out.  

For the sake of honesty, disclosure, whatever… I have to confess that I’ve been harboring a little inner feeling of being, oh, what’s the word, - hot shit - since the concept of “published author” entered my psyche .  The book is about providing outstanding customer service and twelve of us each wrote a chapter.  Think Chicken Soup for the Soul, only the focus is on making clients a priority.  I’m only one of twelve but the other eleven are phenomenal so I was pretty jazzed about being considered “one of them.”  

Well, the universe, much like the stock market, had a little correction; knocking me down a peg or two.  

For the last month, whenever KC and I would go out and witness or personally experience bad customer service, I would mutter to him, “They need a copy of my book.”  Earlier in the day, I had gone to my former school’s end of the year party and the assistant principal didn’t even acknowledge me – ouch.  But then I saw the email and everything changed.  “I don’t need her stupid acknowledgment,” I said to myself.

I was so excited when I opened the email and saw it came with a JPEG of the cover and a Kindle version of the actual book content attached.  I immediately opened the attachment with the cover.  It was the most beautiful sight in the world… there it was – my name – on the cover of an actual book.  Annnnd, since I came first alphabetically, I was listed first.  ‘Oh yeah, this is just all falling into place,’ I thought with much satisfaction.  Facebook had to see this.  After posting a picture of the cover, I then opened up the Kindle version of the book and started going through the pages.  The first chapter’s author is listed as Brenda Carver; nope, not me. I turn the page and something familiar catches my eye.  I begin to read further.  Wait!  This is MY chapter!!  I think you could literally hear the air going out of my ego.  I go through the pages and there’s my picture and bio, with the right name, so at least that part was right.  I flip further and find Brenda’s chapter is next.  My shining moment was not supposed to go like this.  I think a little tear streamed down my face.  I go back to Facebook and humbly take down the picture of the cover.  It was late at night, so thankfully/hopefully not many people had seen it yet.  I fire off an email to the book’s coordinator and then proceed to have panic attack.  

I woke up this morning, hoping it was all a bad dream.  Nope, it definitely was not.  I get back an email from the book coordinator.  It was a little curt, probably deservedly so.  It would be fixed.  I whine, in my head, “But I wanted to take it to Michigan with me!” I then ask myself, “Why do you want to do that?”  And since I was talking to myself, I really had no choice but to be honest, “To show off.”  I then begin to analyze the events, along with my attitude, and realize I most likely deserved this.

Well done, universe.  Well done.